Today I'm going to somewhat vent about mesh shirts in 2008.
Not only do I think mesh shirts are sooo 90's, creepy buff raver guy threads and popular pre teen goth accessories are the only people not sensible enough to leave the mesh shirt fad skeleton in their closets for good. I don't know what it is about a mesh shirt that would draw positive attention to a customer seeking one in a store. I also have no Idea why a designer cough cough Alessandro Dell Aqua would even think about sending a model down a catwalk in such a dreadful surrealist fabric.
I'm sadden to see American Apparel producing whole sale AND in store sales of mesh shirts. AA claims these mesh shirts are "good for layering" and "makes a plain shirt interesting again". No. Your not on a middle school touch foot ball team and hopefully your not a preteen boy lost and confused walking around some suburban mall half naked in mesh.
4 comments:
Hilarious. Witty and biting and fantastic.
Where to start? There are so many things WRONG with this post. Mesh is a wonderful addition to any outfit when used appropriately. Just like with animal prints and metallics, theres a right way to do mesh, and a wrong way. Note the wrong way is exemplified by that creepy buff raver, or the half dressed preteen confused about his sexuality. But as a fan of mesh that is neither, Mesh rules!
What's with all the 90's hate? Dang. Chillax. At least it' not some 80's fad. =P
I had no idea you were so into fashion, but I think it's cool that you are. I really like your writing style girl! Jordan, please don't say anything about animal prints, those leopard-print pants of yours scare me. No joke.
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